I got two tones of white to try to match my pet sona, but I wish I chose the marbled! Super fun to squeeze and knead. I genuinely love looking in the mirror and seeing my new balls looking back at me through my boxers <3

I LOVE these mix-and-match bases and shafts! All of the options are awesome and so fun to play around with. There are so many color options available too, and the pours always turn out incredible. 10000/10 recommend!!

It should come with a reminder to drink more water, because I didn’t know you could dehydrate yourself by squirting.

Really enjoy the combo of soft squish with the ridged texture! Only downside is maneuverability, since it’s quite floppy, but it’s still a lot of fun. Would have probably sized up in hindsight— maybe I’ll get another in the larger size!

Has an attractive marble pour with vivid colours and a thorough distribution of sparkles in the shimmery variants. The size provides a manageable challenge for a newbie ;)

Really quick response and friendly help from customer service after a little hitch with international shipping.

Such a pretty marbled pour and I'm happy with the colours I chose -- they're vibrant and the shimmery ones have lots of sparkles. The size is great, too, satisfying but not intimidating!

Really quick response and friendly help from customer service after a little hitch with international shipping.

Not only is this a very well-crafted toy, it is beautiful in its mix of silicone casting. It’s got a cute design and is worth it for sure!!

Every time I order more eggs I'm blown away by the designs and feel of them. I might have been pushing my limits a little with the size of these, but the softness makes up for it and they're my current favorite of my collection. Also obsessed with the customization options - love the different color combinations you can come up with.

Can't describe enough how much I love this horse cock. It is amazing quality

The wife’s favorite go to when I’m not around. The only complaint the wife has is isn’t wider at the widest point!

Mine came in a shimmery aqua color with some peachy marbling. Very soft and squishy. Stands on its own and was a great value.

The flexibility and the length are just enough to really hit all the good places

I really wasn’t sure what to expect. Thought it might just be fun or something unique to change things up. I was not prepared for the absolute gender euphoria. This has been the most affirming thing I’ve tried so far and it also feels amazing. Texture, shape, weight, are all perfect. The ability to have a vibe is what sold me on this style and that’s definitely a great bonus. The color pour also came out absolutely gorgeous! I really couldn’t be happier!

This is such a wild toy in a great way. It folds and compresses in places one wouldn't expect, would buy it if you're actually into being Probed. 67/10. At first glance it's thinner than you expect and when it's being used feels to somehow double in size. Highly recommend the experience.

This might be my favorite toy. I got it in medium firmness and you can really feel the detailed texture. I found it a little intense for anal use (soft would probably be better for that) but for vaginal insertion it's exquisite. It stands up great but has good flexibility and squish still. The custom colors I picked came out really amazing too! Would definitely recommend to anyone who likes alien-type toys and lots of sensation.